1.
Gm7
Girl,  tonight we’re gonna make love. You know how I know? Because it’s Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love. Monday night is my night to cook. Tuesday night we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday we make sweet, weekly love. It’s when everything is just right. There’s nothing good on TV. You haven’t had your after-work social sports team practice, so you’re not too tired. Oh boy it’s all on. You lean in and whisper something sexy in my ear like, “I might go to bed now, I’ve got work in the morning.” I know what you’re trying to say, girl. You’re trying to say, “Oh, yeah. It’s business time. It’s business time.”
chorus
Cm 
It’s business, 
Dm  Gm7
It’s business tim e! 
Gm7 (Cm)
I  know  what you’re trying to say! You’re trying to say it’s time for business! It’s business time!  Ooh! 
Cm 
It’s business, 
Dm  Gm7
It’s business tim e!  Ooo-oh ohow ohey!
2.
Gm7
Then  we’re  in the bathroom, brushing our teeth. That’s all part of the foreplay. I love foreplay. A-chicka-chicka, a-chicka-chicka, a-chicka-chickow-ow-oww! Then you sort out the recycling. That isn’t part of the foreplay process, but it is still very important. Next thing you know we’re in the bedroom. You’re wearing that baggy old ugly T-shirt you got from your work several years ago. Mmm, you know the one, baby with the curry stain. Owwaah I remove my clothes very, very clumsily, tripping sensuously over my pants. Now I’m naked, except for my socks, and you know when I’m down to just my socks, what time it is
Cm 
It’s business, 
Dm  Gm7
It’s business tim e! 
Gm7
You  know  when I’m down to my socks it’s time for business! That’s why they call it business socks! Ooh! 
Cm 
It’s business, 
Dm  Gm7
It’s business tim e!  Ooo-oh ohowow yea yea-ah!
3.
Gm7
Ah,  makin’  love Makin’ love for Makin’ love for two Makin’ love for two minutes. When it’s with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I’m so intense. You whisper something sexy like, “Is that it?!”. I know what you’re trying to say, girl. You’re trying to say, “Aww yeah, that’s it!”. Then you tell me you want some more. Well err, I’m not surprised But I’m quite sleepy.
Cm 
It’s business, 
Dm  Gm7
It’s business tim e! 
Gm7
Business  hours are over, baby! 
Cm 
It’s business, 
Dm  Gm7
It’s business tim e!  Ooo-oh ohowow yea yea-ah!
outro
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