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Dm   |  Dm   |  Am   |  Am   |  F   |  C  G 
Dm Dm
A  long  ass fuckin’ time ago, In a  town  called Kickapoo, 
Am Am
There  liv ed a humble family re lig ious through and 
through. 
F C
But  yea  there was a black sheep, And he  knew  just 
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what to  do. 
Dm Dm
His  name  was young J.B. and he re fus ed to step in-line. 
Am Am
A  vis ion he did see of fucking  rock ing all the time. 
F C G G 
He  wrote  a tasty jam and all the  plan ets did a lign. 
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A5 C5
Oh the  drag on’s balls were blazin’ as I  step ped into 
his cave. 
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Then I  slic ed his fuckin’ cockles, with a  long  and 
shiny blade! 
A5 C5
Twas  I  who fucked the dragon, fucka liz ing fuckaloo! 
G5 Bb5 A5
And  if  you try to fuck with me, then  I  shall fuck you  too! 
C5 G5 A5 D5  A5  D5  A5 
Go tta get it  on  in the party  zone!  D. D. D. D.
C5 G5 A5 D5  A5  D5  A5 
I  gots to shoot a  load  in the party  zone!  D. D. D. D.
C5 G5 A5 D5  A5  D5  A5 
Go tta lick a  toad  in a party  zone!  D. D. D. D.
C5 G5 A5 D5  A5  D5  A5 
Go tta suck a  chode  in the party  zone!  D. D. D. D.
3.
G   |  Bb   |  F   |  G# 
G Bb
You’ve  dis obeyed my orders son, why  were  you ever 
born? 
F G#
Your  brot her’s ten times better than you, Jes us loves 
him more. 
G Bb
This  mus ic that you play for us comes  from  the depths 
of hell. 
F G#
Rock  and roll’s the devil’s work, he  wants  you to rebel. 
G Bb
You’ll  be come a mindless puppet; Beelze bub  will 
pull the strings! 
F G
Your  heart  will lose direction, and  cha os it will bring. 
Bb5 F5
You’d  better shut your  mouth, 
G5 C5  G5  C5  G5 
You better watch your  tone!  D. D. D. D.
Bb5 F5
You’re  grounded for a  week 
G5 C5  G5  C5  G5 
with no tele phone!  D. D. D. D.
Bb5 F5
Don’t  let me hear you  cry, 
G5 C5  G5  C5  G5 
Don’t let me hear you  moan!  D. D. D. D.
Bb5 F5
You  gotta praise The  Lord 
G5 C5  G5  C5  G5 
when you’re in my  home!  D. D. D. D.
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G Bb
Dio  can you hear me? I am  lost  and so alone... 
F G#
I’m  ask in’ for your guidance, won’t you  come  down 
from your throne? 
G Bb
I  need  a tight compadre who will  teach  me how to rock. 
F G#
My  Fat her thinks you’re evil, but man,  he  can suck 
a cock. 
G Bb
Rock  is not the devil’s work, it’s  mag ical and rad. 
F G
I’ll  never rock as long as I am stuck  here with my Dad...
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G5   |  Bb5   |  F5   |  G#5 
C5 C5
I  hear  you brave young Jables, you are  hung ry 
for the rock. 
C5 Bb5
But to  learn  the ancient method, sacred  doors  you 
must unlock. 
C5 C5
Es cape  your father’s clutches, on this op pres sive 
neighborhood. 
C5 Bb5 C5
On a  jour ney you must go, to find the  land  of Holly wood! 
C5 F5
In The  City  of Fallen Angels, where the  oc ean 
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meets the  sand, 
C5
You will  form  a strong alliance, 
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and the  world’s  most  awe some band! 
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To  find  your fame and fortune, 
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through the  val ley you must  walk. 
C5 F5 G#5
You will  face  your inner demons. now  go  my  son 
and rock! 
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So he  bail ed from fuckin’ Kickapoo, with hunger 
in his heart. 
D5
And he  jour neyed far and wide to find the secrets 
of his art. 
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But  in  the end he knew that he would  find 
his counterpart. 
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