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| I | met | her in a club down in old Soho |
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| where you | drink | champagne |
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| and it | tast | es just like cherry | col | a |
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| C-O-L-A, | col | a |
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| She | wal | ked up to me and she asked me to dance |
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| I | ask | ed her her name |
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| and in a | dark | brown voice she said | Lol | a |
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| L-O-L-A, | Lol | a, | Lo lo lo lo | lola |
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| Well | I’m | not the worlds most physical guy |
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| but when she | squeez | ed me tight |
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| she nearly | brok | e my spine, oh my | Lol | a |
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| Lo lo lo lo | Lol | a |
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| Well | I’m | not dumb but I can’t understand |
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| why she | wal | ked like a woman |
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| and | tal | ked like a man, oh my | Lol | a |
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| Lo lo lo lo | Lol | a | Lo lo lo lo | Lol | a |
| B | ||
| Well we | drank | champagne and danced all night |
| F# | |
| und | er electric candlelight |
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| She | pick | ed me up and sat me on her knee |
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| and | said | ’Dear boy, won’t you come home with me’ |
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| Well | I’m | not the world’s most passionate guy |
| A | ||
| but when I | look | ed in her eye, |
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| well I | al | most fell for my | Lol | a |
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| Lo lo lo lo | Lol | a | Lo lo lo lo | Lol | a |
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| Lo lo lo lo | Lol | a | Lo lo lo lo | Lol | a |
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| I | push | ed | her | a | way |
| A | C#m | B | |||
| I | wal | ked | to | the | door |
| A | C#m | B | ||
| I | fell | to | the | floor |
| E | G#m | C#m | ||
| I got | down | on | my | knees |
| B | ||
| Then | I | looked at her and she at me |
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| E Well | that’s | the way that I want it to stay |
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| and I | al | ways want it to | be | that way for my | Lol | a |
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| Lo lo lo lo | Lol | a |
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| Girls | will be boys and boys will be girls |
| A | ||
| It’s a | mix | ed up, muddled up, |
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| shook | up world except for | Lol | a |
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| Lo lo lo lo | Lol | a |
| B | ||
| Well | I | left home just a week before |
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| And | I’d | never ever kissed a woman before |
| A | |
| Lol | a smiled and took me by the hand |
| Am | ||
| and | said | ’dear boy, I’m gonna make you a man’ |
| E | ||
| Well | I’m | not the worlds most masculine man |
| A | ||
| but I | know | what I am |
| D | E | |||
| and I’m | glad | I’m a man and so is | Lol | a, |
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| 𝄆 | Lo lo lo lo | Lol | a | Lo lo lo lo | Lol | a | 𝄇 | × \infty |